Honey badger is badass
Does this simply mean that bears are very nice, or that they’ve learned our customs and methods of communication in preparation for their eventual uprising?
One giants leap for bear kind
Essential reading for any gentleman!
gq:
What Would Jean-Ralphio Do? (WWJ-RD?)
Parks and Recreation’s Snake Juice entrepreneur offers love advice and more.
GQ: Best way to pop the more important question, i.e. “Will you have sex with me?”
Jean-Ralphio: Text; tweet; Friendster post; fortune in a fortune cookie; during a screening of Stuart Little; sign language; Legos; make an adorable 2-year-old hand over a note asking the question for you; as a follow-up question, after she says “no” to “will you marry me.”
GQ: What’s the ideal date?
Jean-Ralphio: Me, Snake Juice, anything by Tyrese or Sisqó playing in the background, waterbed.
GQ: You’re in fifth grade. It’s math class. Julie sends you a note: I think you’re kinda cute.” What’s your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.
GQ: You’re 83 years old. It’s bingo night. Ethel makes eye contact. What’s your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.
Here are some spicy Pepper Spray links:
- A pregnant woman has miscarried after being pepper-sprayed at an Occupy protest in Seattle [via BuzzFeed]
- The Pepper Spraying Cop Meme is the latest sensation that’s sweeping the nation [via BuzzFeed]
- The Pepper Spraying Cop had all of his personal details put on the internet [via BuzzFeed]
- Pepper spray is a delicious seasoning. Try it on your turkey this holiday season! [via BuzzFeed]
- Editor Matt Stopera talked to NPR about one of “the bigger, more important memes” of the year [via NPR]
- The Pepper Spraying Cop is #occupying all sorts of art. [via The Washington Post]
- The UC Davis English Department doesn’t seem to approve of UCS Chancellor Linda Katehi [via SFist]
(image via gabstahhh)
Protest outside of People Magazine protesting Ryan Gosling not being named Sexiest Man.
Sexiest protest in NYC today.
FULL HOUSE, BITCHES.
DRUMLINEEEEE